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Name: Meet The Spartans (Uncut)
Released: 2008-1-25
Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo

Meet The Spartans (Uncut)

NR
1h 27m
2008

From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Director:

Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Producer:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Peter Safran

Writer:

Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Cast:

Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo

Rotten Tomatoes® Score

TOMATOMETER®

Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.

Reviews

Stuff.co.nz

James Croot

The world's worst parody movie.

June 27, 2022

FULL REVIEW

TheIndependentCritic.com

Richard Propes

This is one occasion, however, when sticking around to the very end does not have its rewards.

Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.

What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.

June 21, 2017

FULL REVIEW