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Vampires Suck (Unrated)
  • NR
  • 1h 24m
  • 2010
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Sink your teeth into the Unrated version of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck -- with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! A spoof of the popular Twilight franchise, Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!
© 2010 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved.

Rotten Tomatoes® Score

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Rotten4%
Critics Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
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Newsday
Rafer Guzman
Rotten

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

June 22, 2017
Time Out
Tom Huddleston
Rotten

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoof...

June 22, 2017
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Common Sense Media

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Common Sense Says
Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.

What Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that Vampires Suck is a very lowbrow spoof of the Twilight films from the makers of previous lame parodies like Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans. It's rated PG-13 but pushes the boundaries of that rating with it's frequent (albeit cartoonish) violence, sexual obsession, and language (there's one "f--k" and several "s--t"s). Teen boys who are sick of Twilight might find some perverse pleasure in seeing it skewered, but the satire here isn't very smart or funny, and there's little of value.

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Additional Info

  • Genre:Comedy
  • Release Date:August 18, 2010
  • Highest Available for Purchase:HD

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