Vampires Suck (Unrated) | Full Movie
Vampires Suck (Unrated)
- 1h 24m
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Sink your teeth into the Unrated version of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck -- with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! A spoof of the popular Twilight franchise, Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!
Rotten Tomatoes® Score
Critics Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
June 22, 2017
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoof...
June 22, 2017
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Common Sense Says
Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.
What Parents Need to Know
Parents need to know that Vampires Suck is a very lowbrow spoof of the Twilight films from the makers of previous lame parodies like Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans. It's rated PG-13 but pushes the boundaries of that rating with it's frequent (albeit cartoonish) violence, sexual obsession, and language (there's one "f--k" and several "s--t"s). Teen boys who are sick of Twilight might find some perverse pleasure in seeing it skewered, but the satire here isn't very smart or funny, and there's little of value.
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- Release Date:August 18, 2010
- Highest Available for Purchase:HD