Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck
Vampires Suck
  • PG-13
  • 1h 23m
  • 2010
Rotten4%
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The comedy masterminds behind Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans drive a squeaky rubber stake through the heart of the Twilight series with this irreverent satire about a teenage girl who's torn between two supernatural suitors. As Becca struggles to contend with her overbearing father, two fierce rivals compete to win her heart. But Becca isn't the only high-school student having a hard time with boys; her friends are all desperate to find a date for the prom, and as the big night draws near, the rampant tension draws out the animals in everyone.
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Rotten Tomatoes® Score

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Critics Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
Reviews
Newsday
Rafer Guzman
Rotten

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

June 22, 2017
Guardian
Peter Bradshaw
Rotten

The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winte...

June 22, 2017
Time Out
Tom Huddleston
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A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoof...

June 22, 2017
The Age (Australia)
Jake Wilson
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Given the coy handling of sex and violence that was portrayed in the original Twilight movies, it'...

June 22, 2017
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Common Sense Media

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Common Sense Says
Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.

What Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that Vampires Suck is a very lowbrow spoof of the Twilight films from the makers of previous lame parodies like Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans. It's rated PG-13 but pushes the boundaries of that rating with it's frequent (albeit cartoonish) violence, sexual obsession, and language (there's one "f--k" and several "s--t"s). Teen boys who are sick of Twilight might find some perverse pleasure in seeing it skewered, but the satire here isn't very smart or funny, and there's little of value.

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Additional Info

  • Genre:Comedy, Horror
  • Release Date:August 18, 2010
  • Languages:English
  • Captions:English, Spanish
  • Audio Format:
    5.1
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