This Means War | Full Movie | Movies Anywhere

This is a loud, obnoxious endeavor completely devoid of anything remotely coherent. About the biggest surprise in this plodding and predictable fare is the fact it manages to completely waste the talent of all three of its leads.

Some version of this may have had more personality, unpredictability and overall life to it, but the final product is so smoothed out that we can almost tap out a rhythm in time with the story developments.

Really, it's the sparks between Pine and Hardy that make This Means War worth watching, as cute as Witherspoon is.

This Means War may not be the highlight of Tom Hardy or Chris Pine's careers so far, but it's a fun and forgettable holiday romance.

If you don't think too hard about it, you will enjoy yourself; otherwise the film is patently absurd.