Thirteen Ghosts

While the film isn't entirely noteworthy, it solidifies its place among the corny movies from the early 2000's. Cyrus' haunted house is a work of art, and ultimately adds a memorable piece of real estate in the horror genre's spooky neighborhood.

Elaborate, very expensive and very, very bad, Thir13en Ghosts is filled with ghouls who look like rejects from for Michael Jackson's Thriller video.

A more fitting tribute to William Castle would have been to create a horror flick you could sit through without consistently squirming in abject loathing.

It's junk, too, and while maybe it's not as much fun as the original, neither does it disgrace its parent.

Brutally violent horror remake is a huge waste.