Taken 2 (Unrated Cut)

Megaton does give us some gorgeous wideshots, but they are in service of such an insufferable film that it all adds up to naught.

This is a wildly absurd piece of cinema - so completely over the top and preposterous that it does manage to induce a bit of unintentional humor.

Mostly, Taken 2 is a violent but not-too-bloody popcorn movie, unambitious but well-made and moderately entertaining.

I liked every minute. Don't expect Shindler's List, expect Taken 2 and you won't be disappointed.

This sequel barely uplifts itself from the predecessor blueprint as the acting is wooden, writing is pedestrian, editing is choppy and the cast looking like they would rather be attending a traveling clown rodeo in Tucson.