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The Machine
The Machine
The Machine
  • R
  • 1h 52m
  • 2023
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Bert Kreischer rose to fame as a stand-up comedian known as The Machine, and in his signature set he recounts his true experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. Now, 23 years later, that trip has come back to haunt him as he and his estranged father (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped back to Russia by the mob to atone for something they say he did. Together, Bert and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war within a sociopathic crime family, all while attempting to find common ground in their often fraught relationship.
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Bert's Big Bash

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Bert, Bruised & Brawlin': The Action of The Machine


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Outtakes & Bloopers


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The Making of The Machine


Rotten Tomatoes® Score

Critics Consensus: A sloppily lifeless movie that's strictly for hardcore Bert Kreischer fans, The Machine is broken beyond repair.
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Additional Info

  • Genre:Comedy, Action
  • Release Date:May 26, 2023
  • Languages:English
  • Captions:English
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